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7,728,924 条释义,始于 1999 年
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The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.
"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"
作者 JollyGoodShow 2014年4月18日
917 362
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Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.
Lady: My work boyfriend said the funniest thing at lunch today.

Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.

Lady: K
作者 Sweet Tear 2014年4月10日
2726 1943
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What Happens when you get really mad at someone for doing something outrageously stupid.
Person 1 凸^-^凸
Person 2 Why did you do that?
Person 1 BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THAT!
作者 EJ Breeze 2014年4月11日
3472 3076
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An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.
Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.
作者 yipplezz 2010年10月23日
3492 3451
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Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
作者 puppy hugger 2009年2月07日
5733 4164
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The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.
Conor: Jessica is in all of your selfies.
John: That selfiebombing bitch!
作者 theiconsborn 2014年4月14日
6029 4364
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A cute thing that a girl can do.
Girl #1 - Sir, can I please have a raise?
Boss - No, get out.
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Girl #2 - Sir, can I please have a raise? *bites lips*
Boss - *flustered* Y-yes.
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Do not use the lip bite technique on other women.
作者 agtctae 2014年3月04日
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