2月 1
The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.
My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.
作者 TakesALickin 2011年7月19日
1月 31
the professional art of being basic
"Your level of basicism is too high"
作者 Tommy Mats 2015年1月28日
1月 30
when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
作者 Trudub 2006年8月29日
1月 29
A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.
Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade
作者 Baconatordlx 2015年1月26日
1月 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
作者 jmbx2007x 2015年1月26日
1月 27
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
作者 paora 2015年1月26日
1月 25
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
作者 Riley finn 2015年1月17日

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