2月 4
HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.
I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.
作者 Tara Cuda 2016年2月01日
2月 3
When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.
Friend-"Hey man, are you sure it's cool with your girlfriend that you're out here fishing on a Sunday afternoon while she's at her aunt's birthday party?"

Me-"Yeah it's cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I've got boyfriend credit."
作者 Red Killer 2016年1月09日
2月 2
A variation of the word HUGE commonly used by Donald Trump.
Hey Don, are you building that tower across 5th Avenue?
Donald Trump: Yes, it's going to be YUGE!!
作者 EH97 2016年1月12日
2月 1
When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom
I don't know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won't want to go in there for a while.
作者 kaycar 2016年1月31日
1月 29
When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.
Guy: Hyey hoe are yiu doing?
Guy 2: What?
Guy: Sorry man I got icicle fingers
作者 Acecard22 2016年1月24日
1月 28
Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.
Lachie won the condom game because the granny purchased them.
作者 happyfeet... 2006年12月20日
1月 27
Used in when a speaker is changing the conversation from a humorous note to a serious one. The speaker uses "on a serious" to warn his/her companion that he/she is going to shift the gear of the conversation to a serious note.
On a serious note, she is beautiful in her own way.
作者 amisum8 2016年1月25日
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