9月 20
When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).
I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.
作者 nomes 2005年12月21日
9月 19
A variation of see you later alligator
Beef: "See you later masturbator"
Jack: "In a while, pedophile"
作者 mcrobster 2009年10月10日
9月 18
Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.
Man, that picture is really fappable.
作者 L.K Winters 2006年7月24日
9月 17
to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.
I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.
作者 Oops11 2016年9月16日
9月 16
a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species
Alyssa: I told the shrink that I feel like a wild animal trapped in a human body, and she said it sounds like classic species dysphoria.
Jacques: I know I was meant to be a dolphin. Why did I end up a sexy human instead?? Species dysphoria sucks.
Jerry: If only I'd been born a bird, I wouldn't have to spend so much money on flying, parachuting, hang-gliding, sky-diving and base-jumping. Damned species dysphoria.
作者 brainyuck 2015年6月16日
9月 15
An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.
Michael Scott, from NBC's "The Office", upon claiming "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information." solidified himself among the ranks of wikiots.
作者 delehusr 2007年4月13日
9月 14
The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.
I really miss that show Blossom ... SIKE!
作者 iwastoodrunk 2004年3月29日
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