3月 5
The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
作者 Piledriver10000 2016年2月29日
3月 4
To get down on your knees and suck his cock! Or dick, penis, or whatever.
Get on your knees. bitch!
作者 OldRockSongs 2008年10月20日
3月 3
When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an "asshole baby"
We didn't have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!
作者 BozoRozo 2016年2月29日
3月 2
Stroking another one's ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email
That guy is email fluffing his way to a promotion
作者 fireman78 2016年2月29日
3月 1
Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.
This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.
作者 Jigurda12 2016年2月29日
2月 28
a climax of sexual excitement, characterized by feelings of pleasure and euphoria as a result of stimulation to the prostate.
Yeh, bro, my girl loves pegging me until I have multiple bootygasms!
作者 Bdsm boy 1289 2016年2月04日
2月 27
A primitive version of "Netflix and chill", which older generations did and what some hipsters still do.
little kid: "Grandpa, where did I come from?"
Grandpa: "Well kid you're grandma and I made whoopee in the back of a station-wagon to the sound of sweet static that was part of AM radio and chill, which led to your daddy, which led to you!"

Guy: "Hey we could Netflix and chill"
Hipster girl: "I'm more of an AM radio and chill kind of person"
Guy: "If you say so, Daisy Buchanan..."
作者 Ted C. 2015年11月25日

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