2 definitions by Benjamin Cook

verb,greek origin. An event that transpires wherein shoppers, usually fueled by crazy-low prices, throw regard for human life and personal safety to the wind in an effort to quench their personal desire for the best deal in existence, resulting in miscarried pregnancies, erectile dis-function, internal bleeding, and general bowel chaos.
Target's Day After Thanksgiving sale reigned in the four housewives of the ashopcalypse
作者 Benjamin Cook 2007年12月02日
verb, latin origin. Wherein a man dick slaps turkey slaps someone with such velocity that the struck surface temporarily turns a blotted, nebulous white in the shape approximating a mushroom.
Tom, in a orgasmic fit o' rage, laid down an arching series of mushroom clouds on his wife's backside as he neared climax.
作者 Benjamin Cook 2007年12月02日

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