9 definitions by Borne

1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?
作者 Borne 2004年9月23日
a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.
the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!
作者 Borne 2006年2月12日
the blue portable toilets often seen on building sites. The name derives from the word TARDIS, which is also a big blue box in the TV show Doctor Who.
Im busting for a Tom Tit, is there a TURDIS nearby?
作者 Borne 2006年8月28日
1)to be inebriated to the point of stupidity

2) To be stupid to the point of inebriation
Ello maaaaate...i was completely Wall-ed last night
作者 Borne 2004年9月26日
the definition of a rotound Arab man, whose voice, when speaking his native tongue, sounds liek a teletubbie
Eh-Oh! time for Talibantubbie
作者 Borne 2004年9月23日
To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.
i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk
作者 Borne 2007年6月24日
A woman of poor feminine hygiene, whose presence is noted by the lingering scent of decaying fish emanating from between her legs.

Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco
"Don't go in the bus shelter mate, there's a right flangetta in there!"
作者 Borne 2004年9月23日

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