The friend who always manages to spill
something when they come over to your place.
Note: The spillage idiot
locate items to spill
where there were previously believed to be none. This often
happens in student dwellings.
Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something
if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"
Spillage antics leading
to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position
of Loom Raider
, Ruiner of Rugs.