Ron: Hey, I’m going to Urban
Behavior; I’ve got to buy some
Jeans. I’ll talk
to you later.
James: You mean behaviour?
Ron: Huh? Why do you English people have the extra
vowel in there? It doesn’t make
James: The extra
vowel, in most cases, is silent, but American brains can’t handle
task in figuring that
out. Plus, that
’s the original English way we’ve always spelled behaviour, but thanks to Noah Webster, he decided to get creative, one day, and misspell our words. That
’s very unoriginal!
Ron: I thought English came from
James: ENG-lish came from
ENG-land, way before America was even a country.
Ron: Whatever, bye!