The best game in the fucking world.
in Minecraft, you can play mulitple different modes. Indev (build whatever you want with unlimited resources), multiplayer, and Survival, which we will be talking about today.
Survival mode involves waking up on an island and buiding shelter before nighttime, when the monsters come out. you can collect wood, stone, and dirt to use to build your shelter. when the first night comes and goes, you'll probably want to get working. you can find caves to mine in, build a giant castle, or build things to help you in your journey.
the game is for computer only and is being made by Notch, AKA Markus Perssun. the game costs about 15 dollars (9.95 quid) and is currently in open beta. when the game is finished it will cost 20 dollars.
(note that i'm writing this definition and i don't even have the game).
Minecraft is awesome.
An age-old disease only found in young children. all children have this disease, but the boys have a different type than the girls. because of this, touching or being touhed by a member of the opposite sex is fatal, since you have gotten their cooties.
Don't touch that girl, she'll give you cooties!
Your mom is the one who shoved you through her vagina into the uncomfortable, cold air. She is completely illogical (she'll win any arguement by saying 'because i said so'), overreacting, hypocritical, and downright mean. she'll contradict herself and not even care. she'll start to care about things she didn't give a crap about before (my mom has suddenly started to hate it when i say crap, when she couldn't've cared less before). But for some reason, you love her anyway no matter what.
Me: Mom, can i get the new Red Faction game?
Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?!
Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!
The medicinal Special Forces. pour it on a cut, scrape, etc, and it'll foam white. hurts like crap, but it kills everything bad.
i usually wait about a day before applying Hydrogen Peroxide to a cut or scrape, that way it hurts less.
the most awesome era ever. this is where they had the Mafia
, awesome 50s-type songs, and all that innocence
that has since been completely destroyed. the 1950s was also when Rock music
, credit cards
, color TV
s an more were invented (according to Mafia II).
The game Mafia II takes place during the 1950s
the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.
i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.
An alien race in Star Trek. Vulcans look like humans with pointy ears and more pointy or long eyebrows. Vulcans live up to 200 years before dying. if you've ever watched Star Trek Enterprise or Star Trek The Next Generation, you'd probably notice that Vulcans show no emotion, when really they show emotion in other ways.
Vulcans look like tall elves.