13 definitions by DEEZ NUTS

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ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.
作者 DEEZ NUTS 2003年7月04日

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All I want for Christmas.
It's a crying shame no shampoo bottles are butt plug shaped.
作者 Deez Nuts 2005年4月16日

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KFC knockoff that is at once, confoundingly, both better tasting and redneckier than KFC, Popeye's or Church's ever dreamed of being.

English: Bo-JANG-les
Spanish: Bo-HAN-glaze
High-Falutin': Bo-JEAN-glay (JEAN as in Jean-Luc Picard).
Let's go to Bo-JEAN-glay and get some buffalo bites so our farts will burn for two days.
作者 Deez Nuts 2005年3月04日

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1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.
1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.
作者 Deez Nuts 2005年4月16日

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home of the t"hickburger", another place shady wants to drive circles in the parking lot screaming "i don't give a fuk."
作者 deez nuts 2003年7月19日

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mx
A shortened form of the word motocross.
MX Action Mag kicks ass.
作者 Deez Nuts 2004年9月08日

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a dirty ass bitch with a busted ass grill.. usually lives in a shit ass 2 1/2 with her loser boyfried.. likes to suck on russian sausage while getting it from all the p-town hommies.. often seen nagging and begging for the cock
hey, theres Ann the dirty pincourt slut.. lipz is gonna be real pissed when he finds out all the p-town hommies shot all their dirty jizz loads on her busted ass face!
作者 deez nuts 2003年7月13日

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