3 definitions by Darth Chaos

A nutjob conspiracy theorist who believes President Barack Obama was not born in the United States.
Dude 1: "The birfers are so desperate to prove that Obama wasn't born American that they resort to forging birth certificates."

Dude 2: "Yeah. Birfers are non-stop comedy."
作者 Darth Chaos 2009年8月12日
A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).
Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!

Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!

Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!

Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!

Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
作者 Darth Chaos 2008年9月26日
Stephanie McMahon, referring to her weight gain over the years
Hey look at Stuffinme's fat thighs!
作者 Darth Chaos 2008年8月10日

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