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6 definitions by DieLawn

 
1.
A word used to describe an appreciation for another man's looks or manliness without implying sexual desire.
Guy One: Man, Sean Connery is totally mansome.
Guy Two: Totally, I'd let him kick my ass any day.
作者 DieLawn 2007年9月12日
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2.
The sensation of having your phone vibrate in your pocket, even occurring when your phone is clearly visible or somewhere else.
I thought I was getting a phone call, so I checked my pocket, but my phone was sitting on my desk. I'm so sick of phantom phone, dude.
作者 DieLawn 2007年11月11日
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3.
An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.
Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.
作者 DieLawn 2007年8月29日
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4.
The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.
Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.
作者 DieLawn 2007年12月13日
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5.
The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.
Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.
作者 DieLawn 2007年12月04日
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6.
(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'
Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.
作者 DieLawn 2007年8月29日
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