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7 definitions by DieLawn

 
1.
A word used to describe an appreciation for another man's looks or manliness without implying sexual desire.
Guy One: Man, Sean Connery is totally mansome.
Guy Two: Totally, I'd let him kick my ass any day.
作者 DieLawn 2007年9月12日
 
2.
The sensation of having your phone vibrate in your pocket, even occurring when your phone is clearly visible or somewhere else.
I thought I was getting a phone call, so I checked my pocket, but my phone was sitting on my desk. I'm so sick of phantom phone, dude.
作者 DieLawn 2007年11月11日
 
3.
An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.
Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.
作者 DieLawn 2007年8月29日
 
4.
The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.
Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.
作者 DieLawn 2007年12月13日
 
5.
The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.
Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.
作者 DieLawn 2007年12月04日
 
6.
(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'
Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.
作者 DieLawn 2007年8月29日
 
7.
When a guy that doesn't necessarily care for asses sees a girl that gives him a newfound respect for asses.
"Did you see Mackenzie in those jeans?"
"Yeah. I think I just had an asspiphany!"
作者 Dielawn 2014年10月20日