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2 definitions by Fredrick Soft

 
1.
when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.
johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.
作者 Fredrick Soft 2010年7月02日
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2.
the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).
Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.
作者 Fredrick Soft 2010年9月01日
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