3 definitions by GOBias Industries

The hottest person I have ever met or become friends with. She is SO attractive and, to put it straight, I want to have her children.
I have had so many fantasies of her it just isn't funny. I NEED ALANA!
作者 GOBias Industries 2005年9月19日
The "iToilet" is a prototype for a new range of "iPod white" toilets soon to be released from Apple. The famous "click wheel" that the "iPod" is known for will be placed on the top of the toilet and users can select the strength of their flush. The "iToilet" boasts a PooPoo viewer and Anti-skid. It features WiFi and can download, what Apple calls, "Song Flushes" which will turn on a popular song when you flush. A song that's found it's way to be most popular and downloaded by users is Bachman Turner Overdrive's "Takin Care of Business". The iToilet does not support No.3 and has a label reading "Taking laxatives it wrong."
Some acessories for the iToilet include skins, seat warmer, stylish toilet cleaners and attachable speakers.

LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO: May be balony.
作者 GOBias Industries 2005年9月19日
A really bad derogatory name for the Microsoft console named the XBOX. Not because it is offensive but because it lacks any type of wit or humour.
G: Lamecube!
G2: Gaystation!
G3: uh... SEXBOX! *looks around eagerly*
*everyone goes silent*
G: Sheesh, you had to ruin our fun didn't you?
G3: Bu...bu...
G2: Just get out will you. You obviously lack the social skills to join in on our conversation.
G3: *walk of shame*
作者 GOBias Industries 2005年10月29日

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