(1) The state in which one finds himself after an period of intense, protracted drunkenness, often characterized by multiple days and nights without eating or sleeping indoors;
(2) A condition of inebriation only ever reached by American screen actor Nick Nolte, as depicted in the timeless "Nick Nolte Mug Shot" of September 11, 2002;
(3) To be crunked
while coated with a thick layer of duckbutter
"Dude -- Happy Birthday!! Do you want to do some shot-skis!!??"
"Oh my God dude, Yes! The last time I did those I woke up totally
NOLTE in the alley the next day, completely naked!"
"So I heard you guys took a trip last year to Vegas!?"
"Oh my God, it was Nolte from the beginning!!?"
"How did last night wind up??!"
"No idea dude. I was Nolte from dinner on!! I just remember waking up on the couch completely naked, with no idea what time or day it was!"