1 definition by H3do3slooklik3aVagW/@llthatfuz

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The girlfriend, wife, i.e. partner you live with. sarcastic for loved woman in your home.
Kelly: What time do I pick you up E?
Eric: Darlin I love it when you act like such an Ol' bitch
Kelly: I love that your an inside dawg has a face like an Italian woman's vag.
Eric: I knew it, you muffy luvin wanna be.
Kelly: I'm not a lesbian fartlick
Eric: Make me a sandwich woman, and tell the computer man he can't fix shit, it still doesn't say he's a chode for not just talking to us both about it. Muffy called and said it's time for your close-up, and I'm the man. The 9/10's of the law is, I'm loving you the right way.
Kelly: Got me on that one.
作者 H3do3slooklik3aVagW/@llthatfuz 2009年12月30日

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