A Beefy Chaos is an epic sex maneuver that begins when a man goes to a club with
his pants stuffed with
slabs of raw meat. He then picks up a sweet babe and convinces her to go home with
ten minutes of dry humping, the female will begin to think that the squishy lump fornicating her asscheeks is merely the young stud's impressively
huge, yet unerect phallus.
As the male continues to kiss the female gently on the cheeks, the female seeks to engage
the full potential of the schlong. The female unbuttons
and... Surprise! It's a Beefy Chaos!