An ancient Welsh
colloquilism used to describe a man or woman that engages in the illegal
sodomization (under common-law; see 'beastiality') of farmyard ruminants using
onions. Specifically, someone who has inserted a leek into a sheep's rectum. From the verb; to Welp.
See; Beastiality, pelping, queebo.
at Holly with
a mixture of confusion and fright on his face, "but I don't understand, what
are you going
to do with
"Be quiet bitch and hold
that sheep still!" snapped Holly. With
of grim determination on her face she began to repeatedly savage
the poor ruminant with
the leek. Afterwards, as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized at what
he had just seen, he tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Holly meanwhile, waved
the dirty leek in the air triumphantly with
a maniacal grin
on her flushed face, before
sitting down beside Daffyd, with
of spent calm now on her face. "Yes Daffyd, I am a welper." she confessed
tiredly, with what
sounded like a heavy note of solemness in her voice.