60 definitions by Jeff D

Top Definition
A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.
Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.
作者 Jeff D 2004年2月18日
A person that is totally obsessed with asses.
That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.
作者 Jeff D 2005年7月16日
When someone is selfishly concerned with their own orgasm and ignores the other persons needs.
Evan always got a lot of girls to sleep with him, but not for long because he would always come too fast and ignorgasm them.
作者 Jeff D 2005年7月21日
After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
作者 Jeff D 2003年4月19日
The freakish condition where a sadly obsessed and arguably mentally ill person continually clicks the thumb ratings of accurate Urban Dictionary words they don't like, that most people will never see anyway.
The thumb ratings of Rhondate, ERICTION, Slunthore, Enigman and Cuntrol are clearly indicating a very severe case of Urban Thumb requiring some serious therapy and/or a brutal bitch slaping.
作者 Jeff D 2005年9月04日
A very rare find - A pussy(cunt) that's super tight like an anus(ass).
That girl was so damn tight she had a cuntass! The ideal kind of Slunthore indeed.
作者 Jeff D 2005年9月07日
1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.

2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.
1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.

2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.
作者 Jeff D 2004年12月02日

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