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42 definitions by Joao Bufamarillo

 
1.
A word coined by wishy washy liberal buffoons in Oakland California to describe the dialect of the typical Oakland black person. They made up the word to justify teaching black people how to talk like black people, so the students in Oakland schools would pass at least one course.
It time fo ebonic class. I learnin how to shuck n jive.
作者 Joao Bufamarillo 2005年5月14日
 
2.
A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.

You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.

In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.

Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.

Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.

Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.
Some of your best neighbors are Portagees.
作者 Joao Bufamarillo 2005年5月13日
 
3.
A person from Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, Lybia, Yemen, or other country in that region.
I stopped in Mecca to see what was there. All that I saw was A-rabs.
作者 Joao Bufamarillo 2005年5月13日
 
4.
A tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.
I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.
作者 Joao Bufamarillo 2005年5月13日
 
5.
A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.
Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.
作者 Joao Bufamarillo 2005年5月13日
 
6.
A female human who, in a supreme effort to be trendy, cuts her hair short, has her front teeth sharpened, and wears men's clothes and a leather collar with spikes around it. The bull dyke's favorite sport is coprophilia, the love of shit. The bull dyke loves to find a pretty lesbian lover to fist, and from whom to burgle turds.
While hiking on a mountain trail, I came upon a beautiful woman taking a great big dump right in the middle of the path. Around her, four bull dykes with butch cuts, sharpened front teeth, and spiked collars lay on the rocks and intently watched the dump's progress. One bull dyke flashed a terrible, canine smile and said, "I told you someone would see you."

The beautiful woman kept on dumping and said, melodramatically, "Oh, the perils of the trail!"

If you find this disgusting, don't blame me. I didn't take a dump in the path, and I'm not a coprophiliac bull dyke or a turd burglar. These are the wonderful folks that liberal twits hold to be so charming. Real nice, eh?
作者 Joao Bufamarillo 2005年5月26日
 
7.
A caucasian liberal mush wimp do-gooder who knows what is good for everybody else, and who works to cram it down our throats.
White liberals whine and moan when child murderers get the hot squat. They also say that when a doctor grabs the head of a baby being born, jams a pair of scissors into it, and smushes up the baby's brains, that a woman has exercised her constitutional rights.
作者 Joao Bufamarillo 2005年5月13日