When you wake up finding a girl/guy in your bed and you can't get rid of them, you send this to your mates to alert them that you need help.
Guy 1: Mate, help me, I'm gussed! She's fat too
Guy 2: On it, and bringing reinforcements
邮件由 firstname.lastname@example.org 发出。我们决不会发送垃圾邮件。