14 definitions by LexAveNYC

A floor wax. Outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. It's durable, and it's scuff-resistant.
Wife: New Shimmer is a floor wax!
作者 LexAveNYC 2007年11月17日
U
A Burmese title meaning Mister.
U Thant was a Burmese diplomat and Secretary-General of the United Nations, from 1961 to 1971.
作者 LexAveNYC 2009年6月14日
a dessert topping. it's delicious! Perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie!
Husband: No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping!
作者 LexAveNYC 2007年11月17日
WTF!

Bullshit!
A Washington Redskins cornerback prevents a Dallas touchdown, but is called for pass interference.

William Safire: "Bad call!"

Chief Justice Earl Warren: "Poor judgment."

National Security Adviser Henry Kissinger: "On vot theory?"
作者 LexAveNYC 2009年5月10日
Wife of New York Congressman Anthony Weiner
Imus: Anthony Weiner married Huma Abedin. Now she's Huma Weiner.
All: ha ha ha ha
Imus: What?
Rob: You said "Huma Weiner". ha ha ha ha
Imus: What's wrong with that?
Rob: Huma Weiner? get it? Huma Weiner? ha ha ha ha

Imus: What?
作者 LexAveNyc 2010年7月13日
okay
McConnell: U mislead ne investors?
Blankfein: Nope.
Mc: k
作者 LexAveNYC 2010年4月25日
What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!
作者 LexAveNYC 2007年11月24日

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