9 definitions by LosrDogg

Top Definition
When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.
It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.
#cock block #cockblock #porn #internet #e #download #torrent #jenna haze #beat-time #beat time
作者 LosrDogg 2009年8月16日
Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.
"I gotta go, it's my beat time."
#bed time #masturbate #masturbation #beat off #beat #time #jerk #wank #jerk off #flog
作者 LosrDogg 2009年7月26日
The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.

See swamp ass.
"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."
#swamp ass #shit #swamp #swamp poop #swamp butt #poop #mud butt #mud ass
作者 LosrDogg 2009年7月21日
Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits.
"If it weren't for my shit company, I'd have been bored as fuck for the last 30 minutes."
#shit #poo #poop #diarhea #company #poop company #poo company
作者 LosrDogg 2009年7月24日
Lacking a wrist. When you can't tell where the fore-arm ends and the hand begins on a person of excessive weight. The upper-body version of the 'cankle'.
"omg she's so fat she's got fands!"
#fand #fands #cankles #cankle #fat #arm #hand #wrist
作者 LosrDogg 2009年5月07日
The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.
Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!
#beat #break #beat off #jack off #masturbate #aim #instant messenger #phone #conversation #time out
作者 LosrDogg 2009年8月17日
When you miss your internet friends.
I was elonely Friday night because Dan went to the Tigers game.
#lonely #internet friends #friends #bored #aim #msn #wow #myspace #facebook
作者 LosrDogg 2009年9月26日
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