4 definitions by LowBrow

The brain damaging hype of a three foot blizzard affecting the southern maryland region that has reporters excited over mind numbingly routine tasks.
Snowpocalypse 2010 Coverage:

"This is so and so reporting from a huge mound in Chevy Chase!"; "People are walking!"; "People are outside drinking coffee!"; "She has on red boots and a backpack!"; "Driving is dangerous!"
作者 LowBrow 2010年2月06日
That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.
Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."
作者 LowBrow 2010年2月05日
The resulting misunderstanding that Jason Schwartzman and Jennifer Connelly procreated upon observation of a particularly thick uni-brow.

The observed browline is also referred to as an omni-brow. Because it can be discerned from all vantage points near or far, its presence is felt.
Dude: "Look at that omni-brow! Did Jason Schwartzman and Jeffifer Connelly have a kid?"

Dude 2: "Nah, thats just the genettabrow effect."
作者 LowBrow 2010年2月04日
Felatio performed amidst a flurry of dandruff that was kicked up by the performer going through the motions.

Seeing is believing
Dude: "Can I borrow your snowblower?"

Other Dude: "Bahahahhahahah."

Dude: "What?!"
作者 LowBrow 2010年2月05日

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