K-Town is a nickname for an area of a series of Chicago streets whose names begin with the letter K.
"We're rollin through K town."
(Kilbourn, Kildare, Karlov, etc.)
A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.
"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
The final result of a bulemic purging herself after giving her boyfriend a blowjob.
"That regurgitated cum wad tasted a lot better going down."
Are you ready for Freddy? I sure hope not, because if you're ready for Freddy, you're ready for the undertaker. Bwa ha ha ha ha. Get it? That's funny!!
When a man takes a decapitated head, mounts it neck first on his penis and then spins it around ala Linda Blair in the Exorcist, that's rotoscoping. As a hobby, the risks probably don't outweigh the rewards.
"What a bunch of bullshit that I got arrested for rotoscoping. I found the head in a vacant lot. Geez, it's not like I'm the one who killed her."
Fagging is when a 40-foot gerbil sticks a fag up his ass.
My ass feels so empty, let's go fagging.
Fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles. Congratulations, you've just physically bitten a fart.
"I hate to burst your bubble, so bite your own Goddamn fart!!"