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2 definitions by M.C. Sarbanes-Oxalot

 
1.
A bad imitation of Helvetica. This cheap "knockoff" typeface became popular due to Microsoft's corner-cutting decision to include it with Windows in place of the standard Helvetica.
CEO: Should we hire her? She seemed like a qualified candidate.

Interviewer: Nah, her resume was set in Arial and her cover letter was in Comic Sans.

CEO: Alright. I'm sure we can find someone else.
作者 M.C. Sarbanes-Oxalot 2008年4月21日
 
2.
To piss all over the toilet seat. Women do this in order to make the toilet seat a disgusting mess, and secondly to encourage further hovering by subsequent users of the toilet.
The toilet seat is a disgusting mess because the last five girls that used it all hovered.
作者 M.C. Sarbanes-Oxalot 2008年3月19日