3 definitions by MeLoseBrainUhOh

Top Definition
sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses
Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."
#sarcasm #snark #snarcasm #sarcastic #snarkastic
作者 MeLoseBrainUhOh 2011年2月09日
another parallel universe where Comcast is the superior provider of television, phone, and Internet services; Comcast executives are highly regarded for their intelligence and keen ability to run a company; and ordinary people have no knowledge of just how much Comcast sucks

(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)
Comcast executive (dreaming): "I love it here in Xfinity where I am the envy of all mankind and every day is even more Comcastic than the last!"

What do you get when you put lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.
#comcast #comcastic #lipstick on a pig #craptastic #cable company #infinity
作者 MeLoseBrainUhOh 2010年11月27日
Overblown and bombastic anger perpetuated by online losers with nothing better to do than gather together under hashtag groups on Twitter and stroke one another's senses of self-righteousness and fellated egos
@Dbag99 Still waiting for the network news to mention us! #whogivesashit

@OutragedLoner @Dbag99 Yes, they need stop reporting on "current events" & acknowledge our existence! #whogivesashit

@Dissidence101 Every1 sign this online petition about how important we R! //bit.ly/aqds42e #whogivesashit

@MeLoseBrainUhOh Oh look more Twitrage! Stay strong, Tweeple! You really make a difference! #whogivesashit
#twitter #outrage #twitter-rage #anger #twits #twitter mob #hashtag
作者 MeLoseBrainUhOh 2010年12月16日
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