8 definitions by Michael A A

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"
"Wow, you're such a Jewser"
作者 Michael A A 2008年2月07日
Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"
作者 Michael A A 2008年2月07日
Noun: Descriptive nickname of the Festival Leisure Park in Basildon, Essex. A hang-out for chavs and skank whores on a Friday and Saturday night.
"Oi, u goin daan BasVagas tonite?"
作者 Michael A A 2008年2月07日
Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.
"Hey man, you should really lay off the Markotics"
作者 Michael A A 2008年2月07日
An insulting term for a pikey person, when gypsy is not strong enough, but they do not warrant the full blown Pitsea
"Stop eating that stuff from the bin, you dirty carney"
作者 Michael A A 2008年2月08日
Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.

Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
"We wont be getting much done now, he's really suffering from Markolepsy today"
作者 Michael A A 2008年2月07日
Noun: The catastrophic failure of a colostomy bag

Informal: An embarrassing event or occurrence
"I woke up after the stag next to my sister and wearing her thong. What a colostrophe!"
作者 Michael A A 2008年2月07日

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