Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets
go check it out."
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots
to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles
so we can go."
Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple
with swirls of yellow around
the shiny silver buckles?"
Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine
my own sexual orientation!"
(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)