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1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
作者 MonolithicNerd 2012年2月17日
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