11 definitions by Napoleon Bonerhard

In addition to all the group masturbation definitions,
The Circle Jerks are a hardcore punk band formed circa 1979 in Hermosa Beach, California. It was formed by Black Flag's original singer, Keith Morris, and future Bad Religion guitarist Greg Hetson. They were among the preeminent punk bands of the L.A. scene in the early 1980s.
After seeing the Circle Jerks show and getting our asses kicked in the pit, my friends and I participated in a circle jerk in John's van.
作者 Napoleon Bonerhard 2007年8月13日
Quite possible the most seductive musicians ever heard. If you do not crave a finer state after hearing them you may be dead.
We smoked some fine opiated hashish 'cause Sabina would've done it. Then we freaked to the Brazilian Girls until we were both spent.
作者 Napoleon Bonerhard 2007年6月15日
A quick switch from vaginal to anal penetration or vice-versa.
I surpised her with a sudden lane-change in return for snowballing me the other night.
作者 Napoleon Bonerhard 2006年11月15日
Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.
Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.
作者 Napoleon Bonerhard 2006年11月17日
Essentially the Midwestern version of the Amish, but they utilize a bit more technology. Religious folks who live on farm communes, but due to the geography they use automobiles and a few other modern implements.
I was paid $500 dollars for my stud work last week at the Shaw Butte Hutterite colony. She was rather fugly, but I'll do what I can to keep them from getting too inbred.
作者 Napoleon Bonerhard 2007年8月08日
A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory.
He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter.
作者 Napoleon Bonerhard 2006年12月04日
Simply put, a regional term for vomiting.
I really enjoyed our drunken make-out session until she blirked all over me.

Are you gonna blirk? I don't want my Toyota to be texas pin-striped.
作者 Napoleon Bonerhard 2006年11月29日

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