28 definitions by Poster Nutbag

This is something very special that gets dragged through the mud by young nihilist pessimists who think that their voices will never be heard, so instead they sit back, get high, and watch the ship go down convinced that they couldn't do anything about it.
I really hope that all the people flaming and chiding their country and political system are exercising their right to VOTE. Because if they aren't then they should be put to sleep so I don't have to listen to them complain.
作者 Poster Nutbag 2003年5月29日
Grits are made from a virtually flavorless grain called HOMMINY (sp?). The blandness results in people dumping large amounts of butter and salt on them. It's really cheap and very popular in the south US.
...and I would have kissed Flo's grits any old day. YOWZA !!
作者 Poster Nutbag 2003年6月26日
or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"
"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"
作者 Poster Nutbag 2003年6月04日
When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.
That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.
作者 Poster Nutbag 2003年6月10日
See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."
You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.
作者 Poster Nutbag 2003年6月05日
The plastic tip at the end of a shoelace.
Danno broke his thumb so he's been tieing his shoes with his teeth.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.
作者 Poster Nutbag 2003年5月28日
What a girl calls you when you're ugly, but funny enough that she can't stop staring at you.
LaLa has a Pug. That goddamn dog is so fucking ugly, but I laugh so hard every time I see it and it licks my face and humps my leg.
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!
作者 Poster Nutbag 2003年5月23日

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