10 definitions by Red Sam Black

Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.
Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.
作者 Red Sam Black 2010年5月02日
Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.
OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
作者 Red Sam Black 2011年2月05日
Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.
Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.
作者 Red Sam Black 2012年5月28日
A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.
BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.
作者 Red Sam Black 2011年6月23日
A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.
Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.
作者 Red Sam Black 2014年10月26日
AOM
"All Over Me," used when describing a dating experience with a rather enthusiastic person of the opposite sex.
Hy: So how did your date with that gal go last night?
Jack: Great! She was really AOM if you know what I mean.
作者 Red Sam Black 2012年8月19日
A person who gets loud and somewhat obnoxious after a few or several drinks but is more funny than annoying and therefore a pleasure to have in attendance.
Oh wow! Guess who just arrived.
She is one of the all time great party drunks!
作者 Red Sam Black 2014年6月29日

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