one who looks and acts like a nerd but does not posses the super-natural intelligence of a nerd.
"Stop playing Dungeons and Dragons, poindexter."
Original Equipment Manufacturer.
OEM software is what you get "bundled in" free when you buy a computer. It might include Windows, some complete older programs, "taster" versions of new programs, etc.
OEM stuff is unsupported and comes without manuals or any kind of help. It's a free gift, take it or leave it.
Buying second-hand OEM software can get you a real bargain, as long as you know enough to get by without the manual or support.
When I bought my new computer, they gave me five OEM programs free.
desperate or deprived
I was a sad case a few years ago, until I met lovely Sandra. :)
in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!
a great lil trip that cant be topped, and it really aint that harmful, so EAT up.
Try watchin the movies Alice in Wonderland or Fantasia 2000, it nice
the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.
"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."
One of the best singer/song writers of the 20th century... best known for Margaritaville and Cheeseburger in Paradice
Dumb fuckers type Jimmy Buffet... two t's you stupid ass "big fans"
Jimmy Buffett is one of the best artists
A British reference for a prostitute.
We will return here with a shrubbery. One that looks nice, and not too expensive.