A name for someone with white hair.
Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike.
Me: Fuck you, jizz hat.
To go home. In *nix shells (some of them anyway) the tilde "~" means the home directory (like /usr/home/<your username>/). The cd command means "change directory".
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm cd ~.
Brave knight: Can I please cross this enchanted bridge?
Troll: NFWC, cunt.
Brave knight: Ah, you used the 'C' and "cunt": how redundant.
Troll: Fuck off, cunt.
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