The Dankwich is a high-quality sandwich consisting of tuna on wheat bread. Often times, there is also lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, some olives, spinach, salt, pepper and oregano. And lots of olive oil. This famous recipe is known to have been created by a certain individual in North Carolina. It has since been heard being said in the Midwest, most notably around St. Louis, Missouri.
Remember kids, if it ain't high-quality, it ain't a dankwich...
Jimmy John's Employee: Hi, would you like to try our special today, the ultraviolet booty sandwich
You: Um, yes please. I'd love a dankwich.