When someone named Kirk give you herpes.
girl on the phone says "OMG Kirk my test came back and you gave me herpes"
kirk replies "No bitch those be Kirpes!! :D :D :D"
When a boston steamer, pearl necklace, hitler or any other fetish action is all applied in one sitting.
"Dude i shat, gave a pink sock and came on my mrs chest! so u gave her a full coat of armour then?"
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