Big, turret on caterpillar tracks and covered in metal armour.
Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!
Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.
Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.