323 definitions by Sean

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass
LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special
作者 sean 2003年5月18日
a person who likes to eat shit and and then eats his or her shit and then eats the shit that was shitted out twice
you shit sucker
作者 sean 2003年3月13日
a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.
guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"
作者 sean 2005年2月27日
The act of penile/anal sexual penetration.
Sam: Hey Sean, what's up?
Sean: Dude, seriously, don't open the door, we're performing ragnarok!
Sam: BUTTSEX!
作者 Sean 2005年3月08日
When a nut sack is put into your mouth and you suck on it and make it all wet. Usually preceds anal sex.
I was takeing a shower when suddenly a vent opened up and a nut sack slowly lowered into my mouth. I sucked on it and thought "Hey...I'm being tea bagged" and then I had sex with the shower head.
作者 Sean 2003年4月10日
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