48 definitions by SkidMarkyMark

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n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.
#sweet tits #breasts #boobs #honkbags #knockers #headlights #gazongas
作者 SkidMarkyMark 2006年7月30日
n. Synonym for Bigfoot.
Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
#bj #blowjobs #oral sex #marriage #bbbj
作者 SkidMarkyMark 2006年6月05日
n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.
Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.
#insane retard posse #fag metal #wiggers #white trash #clown fags
作者 SkidMarkyMark 2007年1月02日
A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.
Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!
#milf #yummie mummie #yo mamma #hot snatch #piece of fluff
作者 SkidMarkyMark 2006年7月13日
v. To carry on an extramarital affair.
Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."
#booty call #getting it on the side #affair #cheating #eatin' ain't cheatin'
作者 SkidMarkyMark 2009年6月25日
n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.
I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag her first.
#skank #guinea #pig #wop #dego
作者 SkidMarkyMark 2006年4月24日
v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.
I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.
#gay #ghey #rogan #washed-up-hasbeen #douche #douchbag
作者 SkidMarkyMark 2006年4月26日
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