6 definitions by Spongebutt Squishpants

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n., syn. "toilet paper", paper tickets needed in order to take a poop
Damn, the stall is all out of poop tickets. Can you spare a square?
作者 Spongebutt Squishpants 2004年5月18日
An interjection used by Jawas.
{Landspeeder}: "VROOOOOooooooommmmmm!"
{Jawas}: "Ootini!!!!!"
作者 Spongebutt Squishpants 2004年8月24日
v. To thoroughly demolish someone in a spectacularly gruesome way. "Ruining one's shit" goes far beyond simple pwning.
1. That bastich mouthed off one too many times, so Lobo came and ruined his shit.

2. That 2000-lb bomb totally ruined that Iraqi's shit.
作者 Spongebutt Squishpants 2004年8月24日
n. Syn. for "dad." Implies that any man that would willing whelp his significant other is a chump. Orig.: duh (i.e., "stupid") + dad
For some reason, moo and duhd couldn't figure out that bringing a shrieking baby to the movie theatre would be a bad idea.
作者 Spongebutt Squishpants 2004年8月23日
n. Something that's great fun to take a toke on.
Hey bitch, why don't you take a hit on the old schlong bong. Zzzzip!
作者 Spongebutt Squishpants 2004年8月23日
n. The end result of locking one's child in a car on a hot day and forgetting about it. Usually refered to as "little sizzler" or "li'l sizzler."
I just read about some moo and duhd that forgot their sprog in the SUV. Seems like you read about one little sizzler per day during the summer.
作者 Spongebutt Squishpants 2004年8月23日


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