1 definition by Stephen Villanueva

Well if you haven't been hiding in a cave for a while you should know he is the best college football quarterback in the nation. He has won numerous awards as well as the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore (the first player to do so), and has helped the Gators win a national championship as a freshman, as well as leading the Gators to a third national championship in 2009. Known as Superman to fans he seems to have the ability to do anything.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.

What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.

The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.

If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.

作者 Stephen Villanueva 2009年1月15日

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