5 definitions by The Puerto Rican Jew

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.
I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.
作者 The Puerto Rican Jew 2005年5月27日
The effect cold water has on a man's ball sack.
"That shower was freezing, my balls have totally shrivalled to raisinets."
作者 The Puerto Rican Jew 2005年5月27日
Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.
"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them!"
-Family Guy-
作者 The Puerto Rican Jew 2005年5月27日
A piece of Dental Floss.
Kevin Yen thought we lost power when I blind folded him with dental floss.
作者 The Puerto Rican Jew 2005年4月28日
When a guy smashes a bottle over a girl's head, shoves a baseball bat up her asshole and rides her down a flight of stairs.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I gave her a fluffy bunny while we rode down an escalator.
作者 The Puerto Rican Jew 2005年4月28日

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