9 definitions by Tip Tank

Top Definition
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
#smooth brain #retard #stupid #brain #dumb
作者 Tip Tank 2011年5月14日
Someone who's being a retard or doing something retarded.
Stop being such a fucking dick dong...
#retard #stupid #dumb #asshole #moron
作者 Tip Tank 2011年4月01日
A mentally challenged child; a retarded toddler.
One day that little tardler will grow up to be a full-blown retard.
#retard #toddler #tard #mentally challenged #retarded
作者 Tip Tank 2011年5月14日
Very large breasts capable of giving you a concussion if you stuck your face between them and the chick violently bounces them back and forth against your head.
Dude! Look at those tits...definite concussion makers!
#tits #massive tits #jugs #concussion #head
作者 Tip Tank 2011年4月02日
The combination of male load and egg nog.
Nothing says Christmas quite like a cup of fresh Nut Nog...
#nut #load #egg nog #christmas #man gravy
作者 Tip Tank 2011年4月02日
To get all-out pwned on the scale of the 2011 Japanese earthquake, the resulting tidal wave, and the subsequent nuclear meltdown.
On March 11, 2011, Japan got JaPWNED!

Hiroshima + Nagasaki + 2011 Earthquake = TOTAL JaPWNAGE!!!!
#japan #pwn #tidal wave #japwn #earthquake
作者 Tip Tank 2011年4月01日
A bowel movement where all three states of shit (solid, liquid, and gas) exist at the same time.
Dude, that was a massive Triple Pointer...solid shit, liquid shit, and shit vapor all at once!
#triple point #shit #solid #liquid #gas
作者 Tip Tank 2011年4月14日
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