This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foodssuch as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.
A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."
"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen thatresemblesthat of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.