Raider Rash is strand
of STD's which
comes from Lubbock, Texas. The disease is airborne but can also
be contracted from bestiality (or similar animal looking creatures). It has side effects
of painful urination, pustules around the genitalia, denial (see above), and will decrease GPA to a 1.0 which
is still above average at the University of Texas Tech. The only cure is to quarantine infected
areas (Lubbock) from the rest of the world.