3 definitions by Wildfire83

Top Definition
Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.
"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."

"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"
#corperate #buzz #word #douchebag #company #business #office
作者 Wildfire83 2009年6月19日
1. When you apologize to someone before you shoot them or blow up their home.

2. Acknowledging that when you email many people with a pointless topic which nobody cares about, you are annoying them.
To: Company - All
From: Douchy McDouche
Subject: Car with lights on.
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Sorry for the blast, but a black honda with license plate DOUCHE BAG has left it's lights on.
#sorry for the blast #email #corperate #douche bag #enterprise #company #messaging
作者 Wildfire83 2010年3月17日
When every bathroom stall is occupied in a workplace, due to employees saving their bowel movements for excretion during company time.
Employee 1: "Man I'm going to shit my pants! I need to take a huge dump and every stall is being used!"

Employee 2: "10 o'clock rush... just shit in the urinal."
#workplace #office #shit #dump #turd #toilet #bowel movement #stall #urinal
作者 Wildfire83 2011年9月21日
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