32 definitions by Wolf89

Another name for a mans penis
"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"
作者 Wolf89 2005年10月18日
The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle.
Don't fuck with Hector, He's strappin a big five.
作者 Wolf89 2006年1月29日
1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
作者 Wolf89 2006年1月31日
The intense, searing chest pains, similar to a regular heart attack, but caused by indigestion.

Also, any time someone exhibits the full symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pains, severe gas, sweating, headache, nausea, dizziness or numbness in the arms, while not actually having a heart attack.
My mother went to the hospital Friday with chest pains. She's ok though, turned out it was just a Mexican Heart Attack.
作者 Wolf89 2008年7月18日
Shortened form of the term White Lightning, meaning moonshine.
Got a '65 GTO, riding low with a few gallons of lightning in the trunk.
作者 Wolf89 2008年3月12日
A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:

Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.

Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.

Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
作者 Wolf89 2007年11月05日
Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
作者 Wolf89 2006年12月31日



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