mtv generation retard #1: Hey guys look Carson Daily just hung himself on live tv.
mtv generation retard #2: If Carson Daily did it, it MUST be cool.
mtv generation retard #3: Yeah, dude lets go it's what all the in crowd does.
awesomerness man: I went to Dundalk, which is a HIGHSCHOOL
roby: I graduated from patapsco and attended "harverd" university, the obvious choice for an astute young homosexuallike myself.
awesomerness man: I've never heard of "harverd".
roby: You wouldn't! But it's okay because I work at Donald Trump Industries! You crack smoking SQUARE!