2 definitions by babymommatobe

One of the oldest and best selling pieces of fiction to this day; Full of great stories of how women are the root of all evil, zombies who can save your soul, magic tricks, virgins having babies, flying people that come from the sky, people hearing the same crazy voice, murder, incest, & robbery.

A book that is responsible for many major wars since it was written.

Many christians use it as a weapon against homosexuals and people who don't "live by God's standards" aka the crazy voice that everyone hears telling people to murder their children and so on
A coaster or physical weapon.
Luke: Have you read the bible?
Me: Yea, it was pretty funny. I like the part with the zombie. Ha! Good stuff.

Christians: Live your life by God and the bible!
Normal people: That's a good one! I would rather worship "Goodnight Moon".

Hey! Shut up or I'll throw that old bible at your big head!
作者 babymommatobe 2010年2月02日
Twilight Series/Vampires; It's called the new swine flu cause it's everywhere and infecting people.
Shopper: OMFG! They have everything "New Moon" here! I am so annoyed.

Me: Yep, it's the new swine flu. Enjoy. Soo...when are they going to come out with Edward blow up dolls or condoms?
作者 babymommatobe 2010年2月02日

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